New short stories

New short stories have been posted… For the same reason any writer will, ultimately, put themselves out there for everyone, risking humiliation, and feeling invalidated as a human being at the risk of mockery, sharing their artistic vision with the world – money.

And just like every other writer, I have that one thing that we, as a united breed, all have in common – lack of business sense, because they’re up here for free.

Art for art’s sake? Either way, enjoy.

Apparently, websites need content.

It has come to my attention that websites require content, not simply putting them up and leaving them dormant for years.

So, in the spirit of doing the absolute minimum, I will be uploading several short, and by short I mean very short, stories of a humorous and amiable nature to delight and entertain the fine folks who aren’t reading this. And trying to figure out formatting errors as I go along!

Click over on the right side where it says ‘short stories’ and they will be over there.


Or not. I won’t know.

What the hell is this crap? Aka, why read this garbage?

Revised 3/15/21

This site has gone long neglected due to health issues but is coming back. Twitter has opened up a portal to hell and as they say about cannibals, if you can’t eat them, join them. So, expect more will be up here very soon including my wonderful experience of being harassed by a political organization, and other fascinating stories I simply don’t share normally and don’t care if anyone reads.

So, what is this crap?

This is the about page. It’s a blog. Surprising concept.

If you followed me here from Twitter, and hate me, I live to vex you. If you followed me here from Twitter, and like me, I live to vex you. If you followed and you’re curious, have fun, you might find something you like. Or not. It’s free. Don’t complain.

This is a blog where you can read interesting things I have written, or I post links to other projects such as The Fathers, other musical affiliations or Comedic/Dramatic Audio Content, all brought to you by Pregnant Swan Productions which is something I made up.

You can find the posts on the left hand side and navigate at will – there are categories for administrative stuff (ultra boring), non-fiction (semi-boring) and fiction, which better not be boring. Still messing with the layout, so I apologize for the aesthetic inconvenience but it’s free so there you go.

If so inclined, there is a link on the side to subscribe via email for future updates.

I am my own web designer, so forgive the somewhat basic appearance.

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