A Reasonable Explanation
“There is an entirely reasonable explanation for this.”
She glared. “How can there….
He sighed and began. “I-”
“Ok… Here goes… Did you know that crazy glue was invented originally to seal wounds on the battlefield?”
“No… What does that have to
“Ok, just hear me out. Just hear me out ok… Ok, so crazy glue…” His gulping was audible to her. “So the etymology of the word crazy ultimately comes from Latin, it mea-”
“No it does not. It does not come from Latin. That is incorrect. It comes from the Teutonic branch of Indo-European, not the Latin branch.
Oh God, what are the odds she would know that?!
“And that has nothing to do with why you have a rabbit in your pants,”
The rabbit continued thumping away. Poor Ginger Rabbit was still stuck in the man’s pants, going nowhere at all.
The look on her face told him that not only did she not believe him, but she didn’t care.
“Why do you people keep coming in here and stuffing rabbits down your pants. What, is this some sort of
His mind began to race.
“That’s it, I’m calling the cops.” She turned toward the phone.
“Wait, wait, just hear me out. Trust me, you’ll be apologizing to me after you … let me finish… uhh… Ok,